Ooohhh... me likey.

I like to leave a very fine line of toothpaste along their front windshield wipers. Then I put one dot on the drivers side at eye level. When they get in the car, they see the door and hit the wipers. This will smear toothpaste all over the windshield.

This is exactly my issue with a bunch of these. They need to know why they're being punished, otherwise you're just feeding their victim complex!

My mom and dad this to the jerk who parked across all the handicapped spots (and was not handicapped) when we were staying at a hotel to attend a funeral. My grandparents were using walkers at the time and had to walk pretty far, and the management didn't do anything. We could see the truck from our hotel room, and…

When I was in highschool, we not only covered a windshield and windows in vaseline, we then draped it with toilet paper.

Yup, as the great Raylan Givens said in Justified:

Best boss I ever had was when I was working for a bank.

God I needed this. THIS IS WHAT I'VE DEALT WITH ALL DAY.

I could say "I don't condone it," but that'd be a lie. That was a fantastic and hilarious story.

Why I give it leeway is that the story makes clear there was a car wash nearby. So there was ample opportunity to remove the yolk before it caused any significant paint damage.

I feel like we'd have less entitled dicks in the world if people could still get away with reacting like Mr. Hicks without a lawsuit. Just saying.

Eggs-cellent.

I was so impressed with their restraint. At that age me and my friends would've just destroyed all the windows.

OH MY GOD THE GUY WHO THREW THE TRASH!!! I love all of these today but that one made me die.

Hail Hydra

Mr. Hicks - stylish dispenser of starchy, greasy justice - this gifs for you.

That Cop Story: Justice is Served Bitch

Sending a gift certificate for a shitty restaurant..... Man, that is gold. Delayed revenge like that is just artistry.

My biggest problem is I do not understand how these Alexandrians are still alive. "They've been lucky" doesn't fly. They clearly abandon each other right and left as a matter of both policy and general cowardice, and their deaths-per-day rate as we've seen it (without Hero Intervention) would be astronomical. How many…

Jason Frakes and Mr. Hicks are f**king heroes. I salute you, gentlemen.