Not sure, I don’t think I’ve ever had that problem. Does it just happen on the single cup side?

Not sure, I don’t think I’ve ever had that problem. Does it just happen on the single cup side?

I’ve had this same machine for about a year now. It’s the best damn coffee maker I’ve ever had. It’s way better than the two Mr Coffee machines we had before this one. Buy it!

I’ve had this same machine for about a year now. It’s the best damn coffee maker I’ve ever had. It’s way better than…

Maybe if her coody was getting a little more action she wouldn’t be so worried about all the other Oklahoma coodys.

Now I like a good root beer but I prefer to do my taste testing on cream soda.

Casting like that makes Emma cry. You wouldn’t want to make Emma cry, would you?

Any time my kids asked a question, I always had an answer whether it was factual or not. They soon believed that I knew everything.

Stopped at an intersection on a Thursday afternoon in downtown Columbiana, AL and across the street on the sidewalk is someone dressed in a full penguin suit standing next to a guy is a Mexican serape and sombrero holding what looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy also dressed in a serape and sombrero. Just standing…

Back in the day, we didn’t call these folks Donald Trump supporters, we called them Jerry Springer guests.

But he owns buildings, he’s on a reality show and he lives in NY not DC.! That makes him not a politician! Lies!

A ribbon for wearing pants? Good lord people. Give me something for not wearing pants because I hate to wear pants. I work all day just so I can go home and remove my pants.

That’s So Raven? More like That’s No Raven.

Pioneer Woman! I loath her smug dimples judging me.

It figures that the food pointer was a lawyer. You’d never see a monogrammed thermos salesman pull that shit.

Points to the lady for simply being afraid and not allergic to deep things.

“Sorry, we can’t seat you, since YOU don’t know who the fuck YOU are.”

Comments about the drunks will take it since that was just over a crappy tip.

I know if I sit in one place for too long I get plumpy’nut.

I only wear boxers with a button on the fly so there is no problem with a gaping pee hole. As far as the short shorts, we had a shorts day at work 10 years ago and we now no longer have shorts day and it may be because of me.

I’m ok with the leggings as pants. I just wish I could get more support for my boxers as pants.

GO GET US SOME FOOD!