Pretty sure this actually counts as a relationship.

The Usual becomes the Unusual.

#notallblackgoats

Absolutely. If Burt Reynolds had received the deserved recognition for that role, his film career might have been very different.

I showed a group of boy scouts Deliverence before we went on our big canoe trip. Still don't regret it.

I certainly don’t give a shit about anything but I think it’s mostly because I’m old and a jackass. Chill by association maybe?

So is chill just cool lite?

This is very informative and all, but I’m pretty sure all my cats have just been dicks. Thanks any way.

I'd forgotten about the kernel burns. Used to get burned from the hot dog machine too.

Good lord that smell. I'd rather clean the bathrooms than take anything out to the dumpster.

No shit. It was a two screen theater so it's not like the popcorn in the hopper was left over from yesterday. Don't even get me started on the nuts that would keep asking for extra 'butter' until there was a quart sloshing around the bottom of the bucket.

Callie is my hero. My first job was in a theater. We had a couple of regular customers that only wanted the popcorn as it spilled out of the kettle. We could not use scoops so someone would have to stand there with a box and catch it before it mixed with the other popcorn.

Not me but Ms Monkey. She was driving down the center lane of one our busiest streets and started feeling sick. Absolutely knew she was about to throw up but because of the heavy traffic, she could not move to an outside lane. she made the quick decision to puke down her coat sleeve instead of the new car. She always…

....egads....

I think we need a thread of stories on parents/grandparents and sex.

Pretty sure this is my nutty Uncle George.

We used to go on camping trips where everyone would be responsible for one meal. One guy would always be quick to volunteer for lunch because it involved no cooking, just sandwiches. He always brought white bread. Always. Doughy white bread.

Just remember to grind it. If you grind it, you are no longer allergic.

You just know she mentions this to the people sitting around her before calling the server over to ask about the sun. And they just let her ask any way.

Whore panties.