Read my first line again where I say the egging was justified. I don't believe anyone is taking up for the douchebag.

This is wonderfully devious.

Read the first line again where I said the egging was justified.

Even better, just leave a note that says 'Chop Chop'.

I'm reluctant to condone an egging, but it seems justified in this case. My preferred method is coating the windshield with vaseline. It can't be driven until it's cleaned, but what a pain in the ass to try and get it removed. No lasting damage to the vehicle and the look on the cashier's face when you set down a…

It's St Patrick's Day guacamole.

Agreed. And the manager sending the gift certificate to the crappy restaurant is a genius.

The toothpicks are for poking your fucking eyes out after seeing that monstrosity.

Mmmmm milk steak. Just grill until tender.

No clear alcohol but there might be a buck in loose change in it.

Sounds like the McDonald's kids transferred in from the Waffle House last week.

The very definition of dinner and a floor show.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

Two hours in a Waffle House? Only as part of a hostage situation.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender gets a wide grin and says, 'We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"

Sister-in-law tried to mess things up. She called a few weeks before the wedding and told my wife she could not afford to be MOH. Just like that. My wife tried to talk with her about but SIL wouldn't budge. My wife handled it beautifully. She immediately called my sister, asked if she would be her MOH, Sis said sure.…

Pork Rube. +++

Pork Rube. +++

Pork Rube. +++

That works. As long as they are not crunchy. Because allergies.