Nothing worse than linguinies that are picked too soon. Grilling them more won't even make them tender.

You have to tell us what he said.

Not break up, just become Wilson Phillips.

Yes, it holds a special place for me as well. One of my little monkeys would not eat or drink anything red until she was around 10 years old.

So that means if the red is ground up, then I'm not allergic?

Unfortunately not the first time I've heard that.

I had to read this three times before it hit me that ballparking was not a sexual technique you needed to work on.

I hope the delay in your story is just you making sure you've included all of the deatails.

I'm Southern and just pretty damn happy it's not about us this week.

Thanks. Any time in the last few years when someone started talking about how tough Chuck Norris is, I'd just say 'you know, Chuck Norris isn't so tough.'

I used to work for a video store back in college. We would attend these big conventions in Vegas and there would be a lot of celebrities and movie studios and stuff. The studios would sponsor a meal and show off their new video releases and parade out a few stars. These events would be packed in these large banquet…

It's a good thing.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

I'm thinking the synergy of this untapped business model would benefit being in my wheelhouse.

Still trying to figure out what business success they are risking. I'm pretty sure their success depends on the amount of food they sell, not the number of plates they rent.

Je Suis Kvshton

Yes! I didn't even think of that. In that case, I wouldn't be comfortable bringing her anything from the menu. You know, allergies and all. Better safe than sorry.

I would have told the gluten lady that I couldn't bring her a veggie dog with a clear conscience knowing that she was 'very alergic' to gluten.

Exactly. And all of these people that ranted about Mike Brown being a thug were spectacularly quiet about Eric Garner. Not a peep. It takes a lot of will power to not engage these willfully ignorant fools.

Willful ignorance is a term I've used a lot in the last few weeks. In trying to get a handle on why I was so angry at 'friends' commenting on Facebook about this, I realized it was the willful ignorance of these individuals that enraged me. I can forgive stupid, but this I just couldn't get over. You just can't…