Kate's eye roll is shade. She had a couple dozen cameras in front of her. She absolutely knew the wrap nazi would see it. Time released shade.

I think this would clearly be every bit as interesting as half of the articles on here now. Do you think they'll direct deposit our checks or just mail them to us?

I don't work at CNN but I watch it sometimes and it really feels like work. Does that count?

I screwed up the nuts once. An ice pack and a weekend in the Barcalounger fixed that.

Got the beef stew in the slow cooker right now. I'm comfortable with a dinner that cooks while I work.

I think we are going to lose Beth or Carol. I just don't see both making it out alive next week.

When I went in for my pre-exam, a young woman comes in and sits down and starts asking questions. I just figured she was the nurse. It was very conversational and I was being very charming and funny. Then she says, "Well, drop your shorts and let's see what we have to work with." Not a nurse. She was the female…

Yep. I asked them if that was me I smelled on the BBQ.

The only good Today Show is the weekend Today Show. Lester and Erica leave those Monday through Friday asshats in the dust.

So what you're saying is that early Christians started a 'War on Saturnalia'?

That was my first thought on reading this story. Gotta be werewolves.

Educated morons. I've heard that more than once during discussions at the dinner table.

Exactly. As grandma used to say, 'They don't have walking around sense.'

Of course, because it's inflammatory. I'm allergic to the inflammatory.

I like my gratuity grilled until it's tender. Please remember that for next time.

My wife tried to look a couple of times but she just couldn't see it. I guess it could have been all in my mind but it never really seemed that way.

Yep. The bathroom off of our bedroom used to have a very small mirror above the sink, no bigger than about 12" by 16". After my older brother died, every time I looked in that mirror the refelection was him not me. It was only that mirror that this ever happened. It could certainly be unsettling to say the least.…

Saw a new Cialis commercial and the guy was courting two lady friends. Must be for the daily Cialis.

Really? They ought to thanks their lucky stars I even wear pants when I travel.

Someone should be riding a bike. How will you know it's working if there is no bike riding?