It feels like success.

Damn. Now I want cookies. Did you look everywhere?

No wonder camels spit.

Milk and Pepsi is a totally different experience.

I read that twice as 'freshly chewed bagel'. Maybe I need to get up and walk around for a few minutes.

No, Bah-Jah Blast is like Mountain Dew and yeah, it's good.

I would never mix breast milk and Sprite. Mountain Dew is the only soda that goes with breast milk. Everybody knows that.

I was told there would be no math.