there is something i don’t understand about this whole dragging paying customers off a plane in favor of employees thing...

I’ll never fly Dairy Queen again!

The fact that the seats went to United employees flying standby adds extra insult to injury here. Not only did they mistreat a customer, they did it because they wanted to give the seat to their own people instead of politely reminding them what “flying standby” entails.

Maybe when he says “one of,” Marchman is referring to the fact that there are other good announcers in baseball and maybe some of those are also in Chicago? Maybe?

Gremlin baby. Imagine something that looks like this but drives like a modern hot hatch

Not just between periods, they should do this at every paws in the action.

Coleman, the starting right back for Premier League club Everton, will almost certainly not be available for the club’s Merseyside derby against Liverpool next week

Yeah, but he married Lisa Dergan.

I still watch that from time to time. I nearly blow out my speakers every time for that first few seconds of audio. It’s totally worth it!

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I had an Airbnb in New Orleans and got in 6 hours before check-in. I just went to the hotel closest to the Airbnb and checked my bags there. The receptionist didn’t even ask if I was staying at the hotel. YMMV.

So you’re saying Uranus is not capable of supporting human life?

the Bears are done with Jay Cutler

That’s a spicy take.

A fake Ferrari? Whatever do you mean?

What are the odds that he could name five more black people, living or deceased?

It’s nice to see you Flex your muscles, being the Explorer of humor, but the lack of Focus is that it Escapes me what kind of Fiesta you’re trying for here. This really Taurus apart.

Crashass?

I'll give you a pass on Beamish not making the list since it's not sold in the US, but no Kilkenny? Major oversight.

By the middle of the 2006 season, "Seven Nation Army" was a Beaver Stadium staple.