I’m immensely disappointed that the husband involved wasn’t the pastor’s (I came here from Twitter where the blurb was “Popular Fla. pastor forced to flee after husband comes home to find him with his wife”). I was hoping this was a “pastor gets outed as gay and unfaithful when his husband catches him with his wife”…

The pastor was just turning the other butt cheek.

The equivalent of “it just happened”. About as likely as tripping and falling nuts-deep in some pussy.

Now that we’ve gotten the clothes and shoes out of the way, how about you anoint me with a little of that oil, Rev?

Makes you rethink the whole sheep metaphor so prominent in the Bible, doesn’t it?

Hey, at least you asked for the rest of us!