You can buy the Caravan pack on steam.

I mean this is jezebel its like 4chan for women

What a mean spirited post. Some guy feels insecure about his appearance, and your answer is to write a rant at him about his privilege. Unbelievable.

CNN should be familiar with butt plugs and dildos, they employee Don Lemon and Anderson Cooper.

I’ve changed my panties like 13 times reading Scalia’s dissent

The first two make you socially aware. The last one makes you an asshole. There’s a difference. Like I said, you can fuck right off with that.

Yeah, you can fuck right off with that. You telling people they should feel terrible about something actually makes you more terrible than MacFarlane.

I disagree. People who don’t like Seth McFarlane are just the losers in life who have forgotten how to have fun. Shame really.

Worse: imagine a party with people who throw fits over jokes they don’t like.

Good fucking god this is Ted 2, not Citizen Kane. Chill the fuck out.

Like it or not, ‘A Million Ways to Die in the West’ made a $40+ million profit. Hard to call that a flop.

Do you think it’s funny when Mark Wahlberg slips in a fertility clinic and gets semen all over his face?

I hate Family guy and the stupid humor the show is about, but I don’t hate McFarlane. He’s OKAY. Not hilarious, just ok. I will go see Ted 2, because sometimes a stupid comedy is meant just to be a stupid comedy, and I will enjoy it as such.

It must kill McFarlane that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are better at musical theater than he is.

It never dawned on you that oscars song basically pointed out how actresses have to show their breasts way too often in Hollywood movies? There’s a lot of things you can call out Seth McFarlane on, (incapability of doing subtle comedy for one), but the boobs song isn't one of them.

This is like when that chick from Gawker reviewed the TGI Friday’s mozz sticks. Why even bother with the review if your cool-guy status rides on you hating the film? Even if Leitch spent the entire 115 minutes laughing his ass off, he couldn’t say so here. This is why movie reviews are pointless and almost never have…

This makes sense as the majority of the most recent articles read as if they just mashed the keyboard instead of type.

Old Navy should know that the bloggers at Deadspin don’t want to look like weirdos - they’ll just go with the muumuus.

FMVs? Well I’m now 100% convinced that indie devs are necrophiliacs who take 50 steps back before taking one forward.