Ummm, maybe you missed a day in “US Government” in high-school, but in this democracy “executive power” is SUPPOSED to be checked.

Holy Shit, for some reason I used to think that Kellyanne was one of the sane ones in the room but turns out she’s basically Joseph Goebbels. What a weird time to be living in.

Brace yourselves. Haters gonna say it’s bougie nachos.

Cheese and potato crisp enthusiasts gonna say that this works really well with Kettle brand chips.

HOW WAS EVERYONE’S HALLOWEEN

Bonus - if it’s a Samsung, nobody will suspect a thing when it bursts into flame.

Then there’s the “Hi, let’s be friends”, gesture, seen in many soccer (football?) player/referee repartees. Also acceptable when standing in line at a coffee shop behind someone giving an obscenely complex drink order, worldwide.

Oh no, its the dress all over again *runs screaming*

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

Us normal people call that “Having a conversation.”

I like the sarcastic approach.

Also: hefeweizen!

Not any more than she did. She’s entitled to protest if she’d like, but nobody’s obligated to give her a platform on which to do it.

My inner twelve year old is crying for a “that’s what she said.” My inner twelve year old is a jerk.

oh, millenials are going to "fix" things. can't wait for that.

I have no sympathy for any of these people anymore. I was willing to give some benefit of the doubt for those who joined early, who needed a job and figured it would be a quick campaign and then figured he would pivot after the convention. At this point everyone knows what he is and who he is. Anyone who comes in at…

You missed the best thing this morning.

There’s a chance... I mean a chance... bear with me here, but there’s just the smallest chance that Donald Trump isn’t terribly smart.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Also, Battle Librarian.

Stevie is going to be so pissed when he sees this!