This is why I’ve finally starting jogging.

Because saying “No, didn’t happen” would help?

May you and your wife

Talk about being in first and getting the blue shell.

Men and not asking for directions, AM I RIGHT, LADIES?

Denial ain’t just a river in Africa, honey.

Mine’s the clitoris.

Get Smart was good. The fuck are you talking about.

Iago?

Hi-diddly-ho, superhero-rinos.

“Complete” crap...?

Criticizing the composition of the poster is one thing, but saying that that looks bad... Looks like an orc to me. This is a human being made to look like an orc. It’s as effective as the makeup and prosthetics in the original Planet of the Apes movies.

Ironically, not Iran.

Who the hell knows what goes on in their heads...

The Joker reminds me of Daniel Tosh.