I NEED THAT ONE

This would be a site I’d need!

DID YOU CHECK OUT THE TROUSER SNAKE SITCH, THO

Fuck, that was the best show ever.

Pretty horrified that any adult woman raising a baby girl thinks vaginas make something “dirty.” Did she try to get her money back from her husband too?

That story about the pdx airport carpet? Still means yall are weird, but at least it’s not violent.

HERE THEY ARE! SNOOZEPILE OF GOATS.

Can’t even kill a fly

If this is the worst thing the police do this week, then I would call it a very good week.

Take the first word that comes across your mind. Repeat the word until dawn.

Wow. Bethenny Frankel is really coming for Hilaria Baldwin’s attention whore crown.

hold up

They don’t exist in the wild. In the wild, people are too scary to harass. They only exist on nice, safe, anonymous internet sanctuaries.

CF’s wife is only spoken about in terms of her rape. We don’t even see her.

I actually think they’d be cute in a different color - I’m a sucker for the tie/bow belt thingamajig.

oh well... not driving anyway

I swear every time I see a weed reference online or in a game tag I just roll my eyes and think “Gee your so edgy look at you letting the world know you smoke weed. You giant rebel sticking it to the man!” /sarcasm

Make it in something other than mustard yellow, and I’m there.

Also, calling them "joggers"? Really? I dare anyone to actually jog in them.

They’re like flowy pants from Angela Bassett’s new line of flowy pants, Bassett by Angela for Angela Bassett.