eta: the video is even better ...

a neighbor who had broken into her apartment and used it to throw a baby shower

Sadly, Ranger Ned was not so lucky

Discount Franka Potente.

THERE’S NO REASON FOR THIS MOVIE TO EXIST THE ORIGINAL POINT BREAK IS PERFECT

or just because.

Stephenie Meyer should be punched in the tit for making the name Renesmee a thing.

I loved meeting the bounty hunter Djenjo Fette.

Hot melted cheese in ANY Form! Day two I would die from the non pooping alone :/

This is me and pretty much every cooking show. You get revved up to create! and then... ramen.

Yikes. It’s a full keyboard. It takes .00000001 more seconds to type Thanks! (I use a lot of exclamation points since I’ve been told I come across kind of mean in written communication.)

I know. After last weeks episode I was like....RUFUCKINGSERIOUS.

Ya man, see, it fucking happens all the time!

Yep, yep, yep. I wouldn’t mind if there were equal opportunity nudity to perv over, but it’s so unbalanced. After everything that’s been screwed up this season, I don’t know if I’m coming back for the next one and will probably just stick with the books.

Too true.

It reminded me of a review I read of Transformers 4 that said something like, “Michael Bay uses his camera like a tongue” when filming Rosie Huntingdon-Whitely.

However, I was not a fan of the Gilly-Sam sex given that it fulfilled the “you saved me from rape, so fucking me is your prize” trope. They could’ve boned without putting yet another female character in a rape peril situation, especially in one that requires a man (and his BFF’s murderous wolf dog) to defend her honor.

this was a random text I received and did a TERRIBLE job of being funny back. This was a gift horse and I looked it right in the mouth.