My awesome grocery had all Morningstar products 50% off this week! Freezer is chock full of veggie deliciousness.

YES!!! Here’s hoping they replace it with 19 Guinea Pigs and Counting

#teamBurnTLCToTheGround

I prefer natural fruit toaster pastries. The pop tart brand kinda grosses me out. Tastes really artificial and uses gelatin which is boiled animal bones. Nothing about it is appetizing to me.

I caught one too, more on reflex, and was promptly jumped by the maid of honor who literally wrestled me to the floor before I could understand what was happening. She could have just asked me for the stupid thing, though part of me is convinced that her stealing the damn thing away from me rendered me permanently…

The pop tarts are my favorite ones.

Sounds like you caught several stuffed cats too!

Sort of? He’s the dictionary definition of a sociopath.

SAME

It is NEVER okay to involve people in your sex games without permission. And that's what is going on here. Fuck these two.

Ok, look. It might consensual for the woman here. But it is NON consensual for the general public.

My ex has drunk proposed to me via text several times. It could be worse.

As a kinky person who’s been on precisely that end of a collar and leash, fuck off. That’s rude. Don’t do that in public. It may be consensual on her part, but this is not any different structurally than some dude jerking off on the subway—they’re getting off on the presence of innocent bystanders who have NOT…

And I was pissed I paid $5 for this game. I’m still stuck in the plane wreckage level. How could there be so many people to kill in this game about an abandoned island? They must be paid worse than migrant workers.

Seriously, once you say “I work for GoDaddy” that pretty much undercuts anything else you are about to say, especially about how cheap and stupid a whole nation is.

Are you having sex with Paypal?

I don’t see the resemblance either . I have to say my cat is the spitting image of Scott Eastwood . We need to send pics of our kitties in pronto

Dude, you work for GoDaddy, by FAR the worst registrar in history, and you’re hating on Paypal? C’mon.

My aunt had a winter wedding and she had a gorgeous ostrich stole on - looked lovely. I don’t think I’d want the risk of bad weather though.