Isn't Nancy also throwing shade at the fact that republicans are notoriously against social welfare programs? That whole next level of shade is down right shudder worthy!

I don't understand how one feminist critic sucking at what she does could possibly "delegitimize" feminism. That's really fucking stupid.

I've been listening to it nonstop. It's perfect. And also really fucking sad, as most of his music is. I think Trusty and True is my favorite track, it's gorgeous.

you think pet owners should have tens of thousands saved up for their animals' health problems? Really? Gobsmacking. Pets only for the rich, says this person.

Of course, that would result in most pets never being adopted in the first place, and a whole lot of younger and healthier animals getting euthanized as a result.

From my point of view - better that I adopted my cat from the county shelter and gave him several years of a happy and healthy life. If I can't afford…

It's so NSFW. Couldn't you guys have waited until the end of the day to post this?

Uh, no, stop believing everything r/mensrights or whatever equivalent tells you.

My rent is $450

No beard, no penis, no thank you.

Not even a prosthetic penis....

Whenever anyone mentions the name Gary, I immediately replace all the words I use with Gary and start talking. Gary?? Gary! Gaarrrry???? GARY.
I honestly do not care if they know what I am even talking about.

If you go backwards in the history of Dr. Nerdlove, you'll find that he's completely against the idea of the Friend-zone, as much as anyone at Jezebel might be. I think he described it as treating women like a vending machine, where you put in your friendship tokens until sex falls out.

Because the term "Friend Zone" implies a) that it's done maliciously and b) that being friends is the fail state of attraction.

Being told that being friends is the worst thing ever to happen to a guy is pretty damned insulting.

Folks are more likely to complain about what Jezebel is gonna do than Jezebel is to complain about an article.

But, do men go around just telling other men who are strangers "Hello!" on the street all the time in New York? As a man, do you walk around all day and have other men say "hello!" when you are just minding your business? Seriously?

I need to live in Shitlington Crags like, yesterday.

Wait wait wait. So, she hooks up with this guy, and then leaves his house/apartment/whatever on 2 separate occasions to poop? And ends up pooping in public, on a beach, because she could not bring herself to poop in the vicinity of a dude she just got finished mashing genitals with? This is completely bizarre. Call me…

I had to explain to my mother a few days ago what a "mens right's activist" was. Let us keep in mind that my mother does not swear.

Colin, I believe that is Tywin Lannister aka Charles Dance in the film The Golden Child with Eddie Murphy. Yes I have seen that film 80 billion times.