If your shuriken truly loves you, it will come back.

I'm choosing to interpret "wasted" as "constantly drunk" and I will not hear otherwise.

Are you saying Irvin Kershner's work on that one Ben Casey episode was less than visionary?

Upvoted for an accurate assessment of baby squirrels.

I could never get into that one even when I was a Petra fan. I wasn't even a cool enough Christian rock fan to say I preferred their earlier, heavier stuff.

My family cat when I was a kid was a tough calico who was the runt of her litter. She was a super-efficient hunter for most of her life (we lived in the country), until she started getting too old to do much chasing. When she passed her 20th birthday, her mind started going, to the point that she'd wake us up most…

"That laser pointer is a wall-crawling menace!"

"I'm sorry, did you just call me a liar?"
"No, I said you're fired."
"Oh. That's… much worse."

"Smithers, this reminds me of that fat man I used to ride to work!"

Rural Wisconsin here, and I co-sign both of you. Although I think the Petra kids were eventually allowed to move on to DC Talk and Newsboys. Amy Grant and Michael W. Smith were approved listening too, until they both had crossover Top 40 hits that didn't expressly mention Jesus, at which point they became Judases.

Speaking as someone whose musical worldview was 90% Christian rock until 1993 or so, "reasonably cool for a Christian band" is exactly the right description of Petra. Beyond Belief sounded pretty good to me at the time, but I'd wager it doesn't hold up even as well as Whiteheart. I saw Petra play a couple of times,…

That's exactly what his YouTube show Speakeasy was and it was poorly watched. I liked that show but it did feel like it was missing a certain hook. Spont, on the other hand, is a reliable Gogh point of my week.

Because I know several people here have been as confused as I have, here's the official response I received from Stitcher regarding the transition from the Howl app:

I met a girl there.

Cream cheese begs to differ!

I'm always tentative when a Spontaneanation lineup doesn't feature any returning champions, but the women of G.L.O.W. made for great guests and also made me all the more excited to watch their series. Mission accomplished there, I reckon.

I have to think at least a little part of Kevin's lament about his online reputation being scuttled by HH came from a place of truth, though. And all the better!

Kumail needs to be on the show more often. He plays straight man to S&H's lunacy as well as anybody.

The new "Mopes Trilogy" experiment Matt Besser launched on improv4humans is going to be one for the ages. Jon Gabrus and Jessica McKenna as spoiled rich kids working their way through dozens of miserable jobs as part of a Brewster's Millions/Billy Madison inheritance scenario, with Eugene Cordero as their faithful…

Upvote for avatar-comment synergy.