I appreciate that Bang Rodgman appreciates a fine set of wheels when he hears one.

Kevin's increasingly desperate anti-Dana improv during the ad break is the best HH moment of the year to date.

I like Kid Detectives and was fine with their strong showing last year, but the voting was way more Middleditch-centric than I wanted to see. Plus there was no love for the Bajillionaires or Joe Wengert, and both The Timekeeper and Big Chunky Bubbles got cut out of the Best Of Live voting. (OK, technically the second…

I'm very fond of John Moe's new The Hilarious World of Depression, in which he visits comedians and has a frank conversation about making comedy while living with the titular illness. Other shows have covered similar ground but it's such a deep well that I'll welcome all I can get, so long as it's this well done.

I ordinarily have a lot of faith in the American electorate, but the Comedy Bang Bang Best Ofs were easily the year's greatest voting travesty.

No, he said, "What's that rattle?" It's about the heating duct.

David Arquette is also in Ghost Brigade with Corbin Bernsen and Ray Wise, in which an army of undead Confederate and Union soldiers join forces to fight/eat the living. The guy has a niche.

This was the exchange the clinched me spending a good while on this thing too.

It ain't great, but it's something. Lots and lots of footage of lumpy crackers chasing each other through swamps. And then lots more footage of the same. For some reason, it's more commonly known as Wheeler, which is just stupid when you can call a movie Psycho from Texas instead.

As I recall, she was specifically referring to the title track from Graceland, which is Simon taking a road trip with his son trying to get his mind off the break-up. "She comes back to tell me she's gone/As if I didn't know that, as if I didn't know my own bed/As if I'd never noticed the way she brushed her hair from…

I once had a job interview with a guy whose only office decoration was a framed photo of Michael Corleone. The job was pretty evidently a pyramid scheme, but even if it hadn't been, that's like a circus tent's worth of red flags.

You remain my favorite person on the internet.

"Cheney, Dick (b. January 30, 1941), former Vice President of the United States and one of the few people in the world ever to see all of his hopes and dreams come true. With an extensive resume of lifelong goals achieved, including serving as the White House Chief of Staff, being elected to the House of…

Paul Simon's Graceland was my first official Favorite Album when I was a kid, in no small part because my mom told me that a lot of the songs were about Simon's break-up with Carrie Fisher, and I couldn't imagine a higher level of street cred than making an album about having your heart broken by Princess Leia.

Not yet, at least.

Meine dispatcher says there is something wrong with deine kable?

Christmas Vacation was a classic holiday staple for me as a kid, but as an adult I realized the movie's central conflict is that an upper-middle-class suburban white dude might not get the in-ground swimming pool he wants. For some reason that really bummed me out.

"Ah'm nawt goin' out there! Ah'll fall!"

I got a rock.

Barkly legal.