One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred…

"Dennis turning nearly purple as he struggled not the blurt out the answer to a trivia question"

Wow. Picturing that kid faceless puts a whole new, horrifying spin on the episode.

Ah, Ed.
When 'Ed' played at my movie theater, I once had an elderly man sidle up to the urinal next to mine, shake his head sadly and say, "Well, I've seen stupider movies. But I sure can't think when. My favorite impromptu movie review ever.