I sit near a rabid Cubs fan at the office. If they lose either this weekend or in the WS I plan on getting in early the next day to place a stuffed billy goat on his desk anonymously. Dick move or ok?

The Lynx actually got screwed by replay here. When the shot goes in the ref puts his finger in the air and makes a looping motion, signifying to get the replay ready. Had replay not existed he would have been forced to make an immediate judgement call. And assuming he wanted to see a replay for a reason, he would have…

What’s even dumber is for (most?) BMW’s, it has to be coded to produce the flashing. So the car is capable of doing it, but doesn’t from the factory.

Solid advice, just don’t look at the new ones when you’re at the dealer. It’ll make you feel like you’re buying a car from 1998.

Drinking a whole bottle of vodka or weighing 300 pounds? Actually, just don’t answer that.

A whole goddamn bottle of vodka? Was this woman 300lbs?

Gotcha, it just happened to work with my overall argument given a guy died near my house this morning. Hell, I wouldn’t even be chiming in had that not occurred. Shit happens I guess. :)

Serious answer:

Apparently I am too!

Dude, I just quoted his piece. He compares car crashes to terrorist bombings. To me that’s a moronic false equivalency. Me doing the same is to highlight that point. See, I used exclamation points to show that I felt it was preposterous to suggest doing what I wrote. I figured that was obvious. But maybe not.

Tell that to HamNo.

No, the point is I need to accept that shit happens, struck by lighting, brain eating amoebas, the list goes on. But accepting the intentional actions of fellow humans acting under their own free will as “random”, well, let’s just shut it all down then. Metal detectors at the airport, gone! And disband the police…

A guy got hit by a car about a half mile from my house this morning, killed instantly. It’s called an accident, shit happens. I get it. I was three blocks from the finish line in Boston when the bombs went off. Not an accident. To conflate the two is preposterous.

No.

I’d actually go Climax over Kiester for MN.

It’s called a Depends Party. Talked about doing it 20 years ago in High School. Never had the balls to try it though.

It wasn’t that loud, dude needs to calm the fuck down.

Zubaz

As someone that’s been to the island 25+ times, I can tell you they’re not nearly as bad as you’d think. Especially on the eastern end of the island. Also, if you get up there before July 4th that’ll help as well. But then you miss out on the Thimbleberry season. Free and tasty fuel pretty much wherever you go.

Another huge fan. It’s only part of my Kinja name and Avatar.