Will she say anything that doesn’t sound like AI-generated Instagram caption word salad?

Double-D lister.

Yes, and throw his opponents off by putting on a voice that makes Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending sound like Kevin Grevioux.

Practically any truck or land-barge. Your first car should make you feel vulnerable, at-risk and solely responsible for your own safety.

Which state will win the race to the bottom and ban all books other than the Bible?

I imagine the writing of every AV club article being interrupted by some frikkin  tourist coming in and asking for ‘a coffee’, causing the writer to put their phone down with a weary artisanal sigh and explain that their ‘space’ offers a ‘coffee experience’.

“Treason doth never prosper, what’s the reason? For if it prosper, none dare call it Treason.“

Easy enough to retcon the John Wick films into the Constantine series - Wick was actually Constantine, having suffered a schizophrenic/dissociative break, thinking that he was killing regular humans with regular weapons, is shown to have been killing demons with magical weapons all along.

What’s really sad is that if Greene had had the foresight to ‘feel threatened’ and actually kill a gun-control activist, she’d be president for life.

Now explain Alison Brie Larson.

Someone realized that one of the people in the story referred to Taiwan?

“I’m a Republican. I’m going to repeat Republican talking points and vote the Republican line. Why do I need to answer questions?”

Let’s just say, there’s method acting and there’s Method Acting.

I wonder if any other major arts world deaths are worth mentioning today?

I wonder if John Deere tractors will be smart enough to fix their owners before their owners are allowed to fix the tractors.

It’s hard to concentrate on writing for AV Club when you’re constantly interrupted by some frikken *tourist* coming into your joint and asking for ‘a coffee’, so you have to put your phone down, roll your eyes, and condescendingly explain that what you sell isn’t coffee, it’s an *experience*.

The correct amount of power for your truck’s engine is “more than your buddy’s truck’s engine”.

It’s long been observed how little William resembles Charles and how much he resembles England rugby captain and close friend of Diana, Will Carling.

He’s undoubtedly Truthing up something about how she had tears in her eyes when she met him and told him what a good job he was doing.

I expect his opponents to make hay out of the blunder that he addressed a moral issue without referring to the Bible.