I prefer the version of the story that suggests the true translation of the word is a lot, lot naughtier than merely ‘wow’.

Sell them as novice driver specials! One less distraction! If Porsche can ask more for less content, why can’t VW?

Seems like a missed opportunity to have EMA do the soundtrack…

They know perfectly well that someone will put a big ol’ Cummins 12v in the first wrecked one they can find. They’re just bowing to the inevitable.

DaNannies

I guess everyone who lives in Sturgis knows the risks, too, or maybe they should just move?

Well, as we know, people have a *right* to race, so it’s up to the government to provide free, local, convenient drag strips with full safety equipment but no actual boring *rules*. Which the knuckleheads would automatically boycott because it’s not cool and underground enough.

If she moves a state or two east she could pretty successfully run for public office…

I would strongly encourage those sitting around him to think back really, really hard about whether they heard him ‘utter terrorist threats’… or anything which might’ve sounded a bit like it…

Moving freight… Amazon river… I give you: Vanoe!

If it’s like Craigslist, will it have a personals section, where every ad is ‘Badass lone wolf who owes nothing to society and expects nothing in return seeks similar to generate noise pollution and maybe more?”

It’s hard to display or develop your talent if you can’t even get your foot in the door. Think how Tiger Woods’ career would’ve gone just a couple of decades earlier when it went without saying that his only acceptable role on a golf course was *obviously* as a caddy, waiter or grounds keeper.

A true Jalopnik would’ve convinced themselves they *needed* at least an F-250 for that scale of work ;-)

Wash ‘er off, boys, we’re done for the week.

…and her True Leader, Trump, idly wonders why SNL is ‘allowed’ to make jokes about Him….

There’s nothing The Kids love more than recycled design elements from sixty year old cars. Try to explain the fratzog to a twenty-something and enjoy the experience of showing a card trick to a dog, as Bill Hicks so memorably put it,

Isn’t the point about hammerhead sharks they stopped evolving about a million years ago and haven’t reacted to a change in their environment since? Sounds familiar…

Sure there is - you go into the dealership, walk up to the counter, get a big old dose of H-D ‘culture’ from the guy behind it, then leave to shop for other brands.

I hate to humblebrag, but I have *never* started a 917 engine without using brake cleaner 😀

There’s a fair chance that he was trying to do that when he crashed, or expected to shortly after they arrived at their destination.