Indeed, the last few weeks have convinced me that they may as well embrace the F-You demographic, and advertise themselves as the brand which actively flouts government rules on pollution, noise and safety.

Yes, I suppose the anti-vaxxers will want their moment in the spotlight as soon as a vaccine is available, and the forces of ignorance can rally round.

I don’t think the purpose about this is to actually limit immigration below what it is now - as you say, how could it be. I think it’s about projecting STRENGTH!! and ACTION!! right now, but also, watch how long he takes to *remove* restrictions. My bet is that the US will the the last country in the world to remove…

I must have tinnitus, all I heard was a high-pitched whistling noise and the words ‘enemy’ and ‘immigration’.

It’s not unheard-of for a civilised gentleman’s vehicle to have two horns, one for Town use and one for Country.

“Shifting focus”.... looking back over his time with the site... hmmm.... is the Reaper sharpening his scythe again so soon?

I would love to have a set of these with fake chrome covering the whole face of the wheel, and secretly put them on the H2 of some over-tanned douche while he’s inside whichever provincial hell-hole he spends his clubbing nights in.

I’m just trying to overcome my shock that a person with such views could slip through the rigorous training and evaluation they must’ve been through.

How will they know which ones have melted and which are just lazily styled?

“Ah, now, did you read the fine print in clause 19.1 A?”

...find that, karma being what it is, your insurer has inserted fine print which leaves you completely uninsured...

“Boss, this one’s so badly damaged that it’s become a molten, indistinguishable blob.” “No, it’s a Corolla, it’s meant to look like that.”

The Rogue may be in the showrooms by fall... unfortunately, the buyers probably won’t be.

A full-size truck is ideal if you want to stay at least six feet away from all three of your passengers...

His is a face which cries out for a smart black uniform and a squad of brutal henchmen to do his bidding.

It’s probably taken a month to come up with a legal rationale for Mar-a-Lago to stay open, and, ideally, to qualify for some sort of Federal grant.

I hope the right wing catches on to the fact that, whenever someone has worked the awkward phrase ‘Abundance of Caution’ into their public statements about coronavirus, it’s actually been a secret deep-state nod to this other AOC.

What could be more Republican than vicious, discriminatory action which ties up legislative time, wastes public resources, appeals nakedly to their base, has no chance of surviving constitutional challenges, but will divert a great deal of public money into the pockets of their asshole lawyer friends to defend?

This is Jalopnik: if a Tesla employee is snippy with someone in a grocery store, it’s a news story.

I wonder who gets to tell him, “You know that second term you’ve been campaigning for since day one of your presidency? It’s going to be a miserable, thankless, no-win slog full of hard decisions which will significantly decrease your popularity. Enjoy!”