It’s HIPAA. Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act.

300TB would cost Google something like $1000. They make more in a femtosecond.

You lost me at “verbose XML.” And Google lets you export your datg easily.

Plus a slot would ruin the effete esthetic.

Tubman was her married name. Her maiden name was Tubgirl.

Oh boohoo. Manufacturer screws up orders. Does that really warrant a 1,000-word article? Have we lost all perspective?

European drinking laws are pretty lax.

You spelled “San Francisco” wrong.

Maybe he uses it as a weapon.

Nah, everything matters. At least these things do: beans, roast, bean freshness, grind size (and temperature, that’s why you don’t want to grind with blades, as they burn the coffee), water, water temperature, brewing method.

That’s exactly my point. Paying 3-5x for a promise that is almost guaranteed not to be kept is dumb.

If the manufacturer can’t be trusted to write firmware that can stay up without needing to reboot, do we really trust them to write anomaly detection code that 1) works 2) isn’t disabled by the same problem that caused the router to need a reboot in the first place?

This is silly. Router hardware in consumer devices is commodity par excellence. Not worth much more than its cost to build and distribute. Race to the bottom kind of thing. The only thing this has as a differentiator is its UI software. This router doesn’t actually do anything other routers can’t do. It just…

Actually, TIL you suck.

Not to mention the “Viola!” in the article. Where did that viola come from?

TIL caring about words is “pedantry."

All that means is that Dunkin, Horton or Starbucks make mediocre coffee, which we already know.

“Muscle groups” suggests I need to have more than one muscle to participate. I guess this isn’t for me.

Instructions unclear, stuffed phone into steak, now unable to get notifications.

Instructions unclear, stuffed phone into steak, now unable to get notifications.

Free rein, as in a horse set loose. Not free reign.