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I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.
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Right, because most people who see that NatGeo cover think about the hell of living in a war-torn country and not, “Oooh, that foreigner has *green* eyes!”

She should be raking in millions from her line of Afghan Girl contact lenses.