Actually I'm not being sarcastic. I didn't realize that they weren't taking into account women's health in the statistics. I'm from Canada, but have lived in the States now for three years. Every single day I'm shocked by the ways that life is made more difficult for women and parents in America. No guaranteed paid…

Wah? That's exactly what I mean - We have a lot of rights in Canada in terms of Women's health. I live in the States now and I feel like I'm in a third world country half the time (especially with recent developments). I'm really shocked the US isn't further behind, but apparently they didn't actually take into…

I don't think that's true - Abortions are paid for by healthcare in Canada.

Ah - that makes sense, although it hasn't been 50 years since we had a female head of state. Kim Campbell was Prime Minister (albeit for a very short period) in the 90s.

How is it humanly possible that the United States would come up right behind Canada? We have way more rights in terms of contraception, abortion, and parental leave. I don't even understand how it's in the same league...

I mean - this is a first step. Women in Canada still had to go through these panels in the 1980s, and we've come a long way since then.

Can you not see the thumbnail?

From my experiences with anorexia, there is a total lack of self-control in that self-control though. It's almost like you're binge not-eating. I think the best way to put it is that, while it may seem on the outside that you have self-control, your internal thoughts are going haywire. You become obsessed with the…

Wait...has no one mentioned yet, that Russia hasn't been under communist rule since the 1990s? Seven years ago was 2005. That woman looks like she is probably too young to even remember life under the USSR.

What I think is so hilarious about this current election, is that both parties are saying the same thing, but with polar opposite reactions that define their constituencies.

I think I'm in love with you.

I think that's part of the point of strikes though, to make the community realize the essentialness of a service being offered. Hopefully it will make the parents examine the issue, and get involved (I suppose, regardless of what side they're on).

Yeah, let's just change the entire city, and build entirely new infrastructure. Let's give it a deadline of, tomorrow 3pm? Or we could start small, by banning things that have been shown to be incredibly dangerous.

Ha! Whoops - that actually isn't the first time I've misspelled "heroin" on a Gawker site. Thanks for pointing out. Now if I could only edit my previous comment...

Arg. As much as I didn't want to believe the tabloids, that video makes it pretty clear that MacCaulay Culkin is totally on drugs.

Weirdly, I get the "Good morning beautiful. You look lovely today!" almost every day in my neighbourhood. Sometimes I think the comments are just too frequent, but for the most part, they are all pretty polite.

Ha. That comment made me realize that I'm describing probably describing a large portion of gamers and redditors (I'm a redditor...so I can say that).

What exactly is the point of a panda bear? I've been wracking my brain, and I still can't find any explanation for the existence of an animal that eats terribly, and can't be bothered to mate half the time.

I'm visiting Canada right now (was born here, live in the States now), and I'm even more convinced that Canada has every right to modify/censor American media. More and more I hear people mimicking Fox News ideology, even in cases where it doesn't make any sense (i.e. bitching about "food stamps," a program that we…

Yeah, it happens to the best of us. When I was working at a website, I just hoped someone nice would catch it first...