@megazona: Anyway I do the math it won't work. People in my family apparently have little to worry about other than whether they were invited to this or that event.

@Buggie: The party is the anxiety inducer. Ack! When my cousin eloped they made him have three different ones.

I told the boyfriend the other day that I don't think marriage is in the cards for me. Every time I even think about the prospect I have an anxiety attack thinking about the various family politics I would have to navigate. I'm a shy person so a big party isn't an option, but I come from a large Jewish family and my…

Woah - Got to say that I didn't even recognize Jena Malone and she is one of my all-time favourite actors.

@Morning Gloria: I find you can just use the handle of the spoon for a knife.

@Pantra: I wish I knew that much when I was a kid.

@badgirlgonegood: Psh. I pay $500.

I didn't know Anne dabbled in figure skating?

@redpensplease: Indeed. I am in an LTR but my roommates are all on the site. I get angry/annoyed vicariously through their accounts.

@redpensplease: Haha, don't worry about that - it is a pretty big place, and I'm not sure the guy even works there anymore. Besides, as far as the creepy stories go, this one wasn't too, too bad. There was no stalking/attempted murder/name calling involved. Just some bodily fluids.

@redpensplease: I spoke to him about it and it isn't him but he thinks he does know the person. The tip was the giant penis - he said he doesn't have one (now THAT was a little awkward). Plus, his hook-ups normally spend the night.

@redpensplease: Oh man, I wouldn't tell him anyway. I'm only going to tell him if it isn't him, because it would be so weird if there was another guy out there that was so similar.

@redpensplease: I really, have a very strong suspicion that this is my current roommate. Check your PM.

This is actually pretty amazing dating advice, aside from the whole "curing," thing. I like how the "shift her focus," section actually advises to shift her focus more on the activities she likes!

@lesoldat: That profile is really well done.

@elephantom: Uh, if you want, but that could get really, really messy.

@girlphilosopher: Replying to promote!

@transations: Naw - but if I was I would be lenient.

@ArtAttack: I'm actually from Canada! Although I am currently living in the States...

@megan.e.adam: Just coming here to promote this weeeird ass story.