I do think a bear suit would get me noticed more in meetings, but everyone knows that women with too much body hair aren't taken seriously as sex objects, which would also violate most office workplace norms for gender relations.

@magnets: I choose to believe that either they are wonderful pillows placed underneath her skin, or giant whoopee conditions (mostly because that would just be great).

@Fridge Hussy: I'm gonna wash that pollie right out of my hair...: Well that is just silly. I know a lot of girls who hate it, and I think it really depends more on specific anatomy. Vag sex doesn't do that much for me on its own (which I gather is the case for most ladies), but butt sex is a sure fire way to get off.

@Fridge Hussy: I'm gonna wash that pollie right out of my hair...: I duno, I have a tendency to come in about 15 seconds with the anal business. In the front it takes way longer.

@Mari K. Thornton: This is amazing. How do I show them to everyone I know, subtly.

@southwer: I have been on a date where I guy kept telling me I either lost or gained points depending on what I did.

@feelingHELLAstabby: That kind of boggles my mind. Wouldn't that be really embarrassing for the live-in? I'd be too proud to take him back I guess.

@stationendrama: It doesn't even matter if your male friend is smaller than you. It is infuriating.

I really do think it has more to do with women simply being in public than anything. I will get cat-called incessantly while walking alone, but the second that a man is walking with me all of the cat calls stop. It is designed to make you feel inferior, or unsafe if you aren't with a man.

I really, really hope this doesn't come up on your wedding day/graduation from med school/phd/new job/anniversary party, etc. My dad would definitely keep this quiet for years just so he could use it in a speech for maximum public embarrassment.

@REALTALK: My boyfriend gets really mad at this paradox. He is convinced the male population of the Western world wants all women to be bulimic.

@PaintedTrollop: As a shorter person who was also a gymnast, I can tell you that people do say that to you (and were always happy to hear that I was one already). I do feel terrible though because my roommate is shorter than I am, and I comment on it all the time. So I am also a jerk.

@mcdermla: Wha? People say stuff to short people constantly. How have you not noticed this? Shortstuff, pipsqueak, plus the loads of derogatory terms as well...

@lalaland13: Looks more like Edward Scissorpony

@bluebears: Yeah, what is even worse is that I think the piss-poor paychecks are justified by saying these girls shouldn't be making money off of irresponsibility.

@msfreckles: I have a friend who works for the show. They get paid, but not well.

@powerpuffgirl: Oh. You win.

Yay! I tipped this!

@m. Bohème: I wonder why. Aspartame I can understand, but most woman smoked while they were pregnant up until these last 15 years.

@min_o: Yeah, tell them pot is recommended by Canadian doctors. I wouldn't recommend smoking it every day or anything (pretty bad for your lungs in general) but it seems to be alright for your little fetus. Now if only one could fit a lava lamp in the uterus...