My sister was prescribed marijuana to help with her chronic morning sickness. This was in Canada, for full disclosure, but I assure you that my niece is a perfect, healthy and happy little girl.

While I have never been caught explicitly masturbating (that I know of), I do have one hilarious story to tell.

@HotelDieu: Was totally going to say this too, but thought I would be demonized for body-snarking in some way. She was so, unbelievably beautiful before. Maybe it is just because we're not used to seeing her like this, but I just feel like there is a certain something that is missing now.

@eatingatoms: Oh yeah. Shows how often I get a pedicure I guess.

Why are they spending 2500 dollars on a chair?

Uh, does anyone else find it weird though that they only show women using this product in the commercial?

@day2night: I worked in the food industry for 7 years. No one in my experience has ever done anything gross to someone's food, but they've definitely done other stuff.

Isn't the fact that we give men a higher exchange value than we give women a very good example of Marx's concept of commodity fetishism?

@day2night: I think you probably took that a bit too seriously.

@pmarble: And a divorce I hope.

@pmarble: Why did he sew her vagina shut?

If this is what your midwife is doing, just think about what is happening to your food when you don't tip a waitress at a restaurant you go to regularly...

What I need to quit smoking is the same treatment Renton needed to quit heroine in trainspotting. Someone to lock me in a room and feed me on occasion for three or four days, a bottle of sleeping pills to take on occasion, and a crap load of movies.

@BrilliantCorners: The bad news for non-smokers is that it is relaxing. The good news is that it is only relaxing because it is alleviating the withdrawal from not smoking which makes you tense.

@LadyChatterley: Precisely the reason (or at least how I justified) starting again before I moved to New York. It is how I meet friends, who are normally just as socially awkward as I am. We end up having a lot in common because we're so anxious about interacting with people normally.

Sofia Vergara has just left me speechless. Although I think the words, Va Va Va VOOM, might come to mind.

My advice is to avoid losing it to someone with a 9 inch penis. Although I found out later that I should have avoided anything with that guy, especially being within a 3 mile radius.

@Peppermint: Firstly, no matter what the beauty industry and stupid anonymous commenters on men's magazine sites say, men will probably never walk away from sex because you don't conform precisely to an outdated stereotype. I've had lots of sex, with many different people, and a lot while in a few monogamous…

I've trying to grow a moustache like that for years.