I got bullied insanely when I was in middle school, I couldn't even go to school for the most part because I was so terrified about what would happen to me (it was a whole group of girls). My grades dropped and I had a whole host of problems because of it.

@numinousintent: That made it all worth it then!

@SkaHimself: Yeah, well my math isn't perfect either - just trying to show his stupidity at least.

Shouldn't that kind of equation be equal on both sides? Let's try this with some algebra!

Absolutely love this, but they forgot how women are hardwired to want to be pregnant all the time. Oh and the absolutely rational perspective that woman are hardwired to want monogamy whereas men want polygamy (how the hell does that even work mathematically?)

@thewhizzonator: Yeah I'm an atheist jew, I meant it more metaphorically.

Stories like this make me hate men - although I know this isn't a representative sample and that women do the same crap.

Oh Jezebel, how do you still surprise me by knowing exactly what I am thinking day in and day out - or rather, what on earth did I do before I ever found you?

@the zeeba is your mamacita: And pineapple upside down which is just AWFUL.

@Ariadne27: Wonderfully said!

@crocuta: Yay!

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Yeah but I have lots of friends in central and south America and they didn't respond. A classic problem in polling is rates of response. This particular study only had 8.

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: No one from Panama - we should do a survey based on nationality.

@TopLevelExecutive: Just checked - it takes place in Europe, but it was released in Europe, UK and Canada. I guess just not the states.

This is making me have a total panic attack - just thinking about it, and all of the politics involved makes me never want to tie the knot, unfortunately though it isn't just up to me.

@Ariadne27: Well a facebook poll isn't a very good sample, the polarization of the results were just funny to me.

@Dancingfrog: On websites?

I asked my friends on facebook about the ontological status of cheesecake and the results were strange.*

@Polly Pocket: Eating disorders are a disease because we have categorized them as such. If plastic surgery was looked at as negatively we would categorize it as such as well.

Yes! Sending this to the boyfriend right away - he has this weird habit of just standing underneath the showerhead without doing anything for long periods of time (not like washing his hair or anything, just standing) while I am left freezing outside and all soaped up.