I do prefer shrimp and steak flavored shit than ramen flavored shit though.

I would actually say killer mustangs are the new fiery Ferrari.

Don’t get cocky now...any day

In the same way all Camrys are supposed to have a weird dent. It’s designed from the factory that way.

Hahahahahahahaha. I was about to say: this is how you get people to be SUPER MAD ONLINE. This. This right here.

Yeah, I’m thinking, ‘It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!’ isn’t going to work this time.

Yes, but it’s true. We do not have a cars that are dripping oil and rusting in the showrooms anymore. We do not have Lada Signet, Chevrolet Cavalier or first gen Kia Sportage anymore.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

FAKE NEWS TORCH! Everbody knows Doctor Who drives a London Police Box not an F40, can’t believe you got hoodwinked like that.

David David David.

I really do think you listed 3 very real possibilities.

Did North Korea accidentally irradiate its nuclear development facilities beyond survivability? Is there a coup afoot that Kim Jong Un is trying to get in front of? Did someone offer him the L.A. Lakers in exchange for his nukes? What’s going on?!?!?

I’m a big fan of the biblical punishment.

Stealing someone’s car is super-shitty, but maybe we could find some middle ground? Like, chop their pinkie off and have their parents give them stern, disapproving looks?

And it being blue

The manual transmission wasn’t a theft deterrent, but apparently the gasoline engine was.

Don’t know, but he would have violated Star Fleet’s Prime Directive.

Am I the only one here who doesn’t give a flying fuck about flying cars? I mean I am not against looking forward to the next big technological progress but this seems like a futile exercise.