They’ve already got Randy Andy, which we all thought was cute back in the 80s, not so much today. I guess Horny Harry appeals more to the tabloids today. 

As in:

Proper winter tyres would be even more useful. I mean the AWD does no favours in downhill.

Jezeus... all that's missing is the gimp suit. 

Stay tuned for episode 2

Vetted by a veteran Vette vet.

So close... vetted by a Vette vet

It seems some are now actually getting angry that people enjoy shifting manuals. Ok millennial.

I think you haven’t spent enough time driving an electric car if you think adding a manual would make it more fun, and I am all for driving manual in just about any other kind of car. Except for my electric car, all my other cars are manual, I even converted a car that never had a manual option to manual. I just can’t…

“I haven’t read, but I saw...” WTF does that mean? How would you know It’s “evil” If you haven’t read it?

She needs to go fund herself.

WHY ARE THOSE EYEBROWS EATING HER FACE? 

This Beetlejuice reboot looks like shit!

She looks like the love child of Robert Smith and Marilyn Manson.

I’ve been in snowstorms less white than this woman.

If the very first scene, pre-opening credits, of Bad Boys 3 does not include an extended scene of Captain Howard losing his damn shit over that trip to Cuba, we will all have been failed. “Why am I getting a bill from the Coast Guard for a helicopter trip into the middle of the Gulf? Look, right there *points at paper…

Dude, if I had a grand burning a hole in my pocket for tools, I’d be flipping through a Snap-On catalogue.

I also hope Will Smith will be in blue body paint in this movie and for all other movies he’ll make henceforth.

I can’t wait for this big dumb movie to come out. I hope it has a longer run time then the second Bad Boys. I hope they didn’t hire an editor, or if they did they just let Will, and Martin edit. I also hope they give Joey Pant’s a spin-off where he just tries to find the money in the budget to cover all the damage.

I’m not racist. I love Common.