Raise your hand if you saw that scene when it first aired.

You're only looking at tournament winnings and not team salaries and sponsors, right? I mean, you can look at Lebron's contract at see how much he makes from that, but you're neglecting his Nike sponsorship. If you take into account non-monetary sources of income (like rent at a teamhouse, etc), I think you'll find…

Final note: Turns out your former All-Pro safety is an alleged serial rapist. So that's fun.

It's a spur throat toothpick grasshopper. Basically, it's a GIANT grasshopper, not a normal size grasshopper. They're all over South America.