Alright, I can do a better lede:

......It's a grasshopper, what's the BFD? It's a large one but still just as friendly as grasshoppers generally tend to be. Not like as if it were something that'd actually bite/sting/attack you. Suck it up, daisy.

Even if you want to say using likeness, it's parody which is protected. They don't owe you any crack money, Lohan.