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Yep!  It’s truly engaging to see that.  Part of the reason Patrick’s Tough Love articles are so good.

In America we will take a seat in the lavatory if it saves us $5

I like this side of Claire.  More posts like this, please!

What were they thinking when they came up with the name “Sinemia”? The first three words which come to mind when I read that are: sinful, enema, anemia. Fourth place is “Cinema”.

Especially with the AMC plan being launched also

Don’t forget to also include people that live outside of New York City.

I don’t know, I mean how old are you and you couldn’t even get the gist of the article that was written? If they got someone older who just kept doing an Abraham Simpson impression - you’d actually have to listen to them (since they were your idea) instead of bitching about stuff they never said.

Oh suuuure. Just “don’t commit treason”. Look at this guy with his superhuman ability to not leak classified information.

Your belief in Christ will only comfort you in your last moments (although, admittedly, that may be of personal value to many). Once you’re gone, you’ll be too dead to notice the disappointment that there’s no heaven, afterlife, God, reunification with lost loved ones or pets, or anything else, just a return from the

Well if my life was lived completely in a vacuum, I would have many regrets, most notably getting caught there in the first place and never finding a way out. Unless maybe if I were in a Roomba, then I could take heart that there may be a kitteh occasionally along for the ride with me in an adorable YouTube video.

I regret that (apparently) my best efforts weren’t good enough. I was always taught that if you work hard, you will succeed. That’s a lie. Success is more a matter of who you know and, to a certain extent, luck of the draw. Being at the right place at the right time. Speaking the right words into the right ear. It has

If you even have the slightest inkling that you may have a DVT go and get it checked!

Sure, sure, David. Your brother.

I try for about just over a teaspoon. It is the “bitters” in this cocktail, and even though you use a much more substantial bit than a dash or two, the flavor is so complex it can quickly go from the secret ingredient that makes you guests go “holy crap that’s good” to “that tastes weird”.

If you want things the way your mother (or any of your other family members) made them, just do it yourself.

Of course, make sure that your actual duties and your job description are actually similar. In my last two jobs, the job descriptions were either from a different universe, or were horribly out of date.

Eventually a human is going to read the resume. I’m also a bit cynical when it comes to hunting for a job through the job board. The last time I was hunting for a job, I considered applying online as plan B (if not plan whatever it is down the road).

The best time to update your resume is right after a performance evaluation. These officially capture your achievements for the period, and may also include a synopsis of your job duties. Make your boss work for you as you find a new job.