An absolutely terrific list—good job.

And some people think Mother Teresa was a saint.

No.

This man was a saint, a gentleman and a scholar, and a light that only shines rarely in one’s lifetime.

Children are the future, get to the children, and you can shape the future.

Only if there’s just two of them.

Do you also argue that the plural of “school bus” is “school bi”?

You win today.

The antonym is Priapus.

if you read, you’ve known what the words mean your whole life

Or, if you read, you’ve known what the words mean your whole life. For fuck’s sake, people.

I agree with Lexi. I’m still arguing that the plural of Pruis is Ennui.

From Mirriam-Webster:

It’s not exactly “Irregardless.” I see no issue here.

Stupidity knows no boundaries.

I’m basically done with fast fashion. The clothes are ugly, basic as hell, unethically made, wear out too quickly, and only cater to women of a certain size and shape (average height or shorter, not too curvy) to save on fabric costs. Speaking of fabric, is everything a polyester blend right now?

It’s like scientists engineered the world’s most punchable face.

No, it wasn’t in Texas, it was in Austin. :)

This could be a Skillet post tbh

The Best Way to Eat a Toilet Strawberry

The Best Way to Stream the Best Power When You Don’t Need to Know About the World

How to Get a Better Job on Your Vacation

Please, please, please give these headlines to the other writers and have them write content for it. I REALLY need to know the best way to eat a stubborn jar.