Every fucking morning it is a different lawn guy at a different house.

It’s amazing when they come back with some reply that makes you do a double take. I don’t remember the specifics, but it was some sort of car engineering thing that many adults don’t get - definitely made me proud, and worried he has the knack (he is on the spectrum, so he’s kind of born on that path).

Reminds me of the old Robin Williams gag:

Excellent use of jabroni, but as for lighting the couches this ain’t West Virginia.

+100 for the kerning joke.

Little known fact: Also Ted Kennedy’s personalized Chappaquiddick license plate.

Definitely my favourite James Taylor album.

That’s good celebrating. As for the car flipping jabronis, whatever happened to just lighting a couch on fire like normal human beings???!?!

No shit. On top of that, if you’ve ever met a highly qualified engineer then you’ll know that:

“The hyperbolic character of his assessment”

Is one of the earliest and surest signs of engineering qualifications. Every talented engineer I’ve ever known speaks about technical subjects, especially quality problems, in a…

this is why everyone hates us Millennials

...it’s more about curating a feeling...

My oldest wants one. We said no. In reality there’s no point to it. Everything that get’s uploaded is there forever.... and the rule of thumb is if you don’t want someone to see / read it... don’t post it. Since I’m in the IT field... I have a good handle on what she can and can’t do with her phone.. with that being…

Looks like it was quite the dust up.

Pretty sure you’ll see this sport in Philly after the Superbowl, regardless of outcome.

If only he had made a swiffer getaway.

“Authorities say he got away clean.”

Was definitely high on something and not drunk...even though drinking was probably also involved. A drunk would have used his first, or a rock or something primal at some point. It’s the other vices of dumb that will have you looking for a mop or a pool noodle to rob a bank with.

Let’s be real, you are judging him for not getting a Jeep.

Many will be tempted to get caught up in the critique (pos or neg) of life choices, but really, the underlying message here is how much it uplifts the spirit when people act selflessly towards another. We all need to know someone cares about us in the world.