Always love me a colour that looks like black from far away but when you look up close it’s a deep shade of blue or green or whatever.

Or just drop a ton of money on her in the casket. #MakingItRainOnNana

This is my plan, almost exactly. The only two additions: I’m cremated and the first song played will be Monty Python’s ‘Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life’.

when are you dying

I plan to have a wake/party. No flowers allowed (they’re way too expensive and I just don’t care for them). There will be a DJ and dancing. Everyone gets a gift bag with my favorite foods and drinks. A proper send off if you ask me ;)

lolol this is the only proper response

Exactly! Why even do an open casket funeral when you are not supposed to take a selfie with it?

Do a selfie at my funeral and I’m gonna come back wrong and go revenant on your ass.

...and which of these intercepts are within 5 feet? We’ll wait.

Nice pics.

“Yep, those egg-and-avocado combos look cool on Pintrest but they disappoint in real life.”

WTF? People seriously cook avocados?! *barfinmymouth*

I like to put my avocado in the Instapot with a little Ketchup and Nutella. Make sure you use the saute function first and don’t remove the skin or pits or else you’ll lose all the flavor. Garnish with fresh mint and capers.

blowing jetwash can cause engines to fail. this was not just because of the maneuvers.

Because they wouldn’t let us do better sick ass maneuvers in front of their planes is the issue.

I’m not sure you’re qualified to make such a decision...You’re just a grunt. No offense.

David Tracy is outside hitching up his trailer.

The actual train itself isn’t the problem here in California - it’s everything else. Routing, rollout (last I read the initial line was Fresno to Bakersfield - oh yeah, that’ll be high-demand if you’re not moving speed), lack of oversight...