Suspend It Like Beckham

As a diehard Giant’s fan, a 1 game ban isn’t enough. I’ve loved ODB for 2 years and have ignored his petty punches in previous games but yesterday was genuinely embarrassing. Both his nonstop cheap shots and the coaches not pulling him out made me feel like I was watching the Cowboys. I have no illusions that being a…

I’m not going to defend Beckham, really, but this is a shining example of how uneven the discipline process is in the NFL.

Does anyone remember the game “Perfection”? THAT is the best gift for a kid you hate. It’s scientifically designed to be nearly impossible and half the time you’re struggling so hard to hurry up your hands would be shaking and then you’d just feel like such an asshole when you couldn’t manage to get the octagon in as…

Don’t you just see a bunch of ancient frosted monkeys sitting in a hot tub looking sad whenever you hear it? I do.

A dumber first name?