Tonic water is usually given artificial flavoring which is why it has a calorie issue. On the plus side, it glows under a black light, so I consider it a fair trade-off.

Also, cranberry and vodkas don't work for UTI's either. #themoreyouknow

And a hammer isn't a cure for the flu.

There's a name for that. It's called drunkorexia.

It's easier to prevent a beer gut than to get rid of one so start now!

I always figured that if you drink /instead/ of eating, you can pretty much drink whatever you want without gaining weight.

I have to say I've not found a Gin I can drink happily. Every one I've tried just makes me want to stop drinking altogether.