it’s important to think of the patriarchy when naming your children. But it won’t matter once they give the kid some trendy. Give the world more Madisons and Jaydens and Emmas and Jacobs!

question for the guy in the picture - is your ugly shirt supposed to distract from your silly mustache-less beard? what do you say when you don’t have a good answer?

guess he’ll have to go without until the next fiscal year starts.

I don’t get my science from document leaking rapists who hide in foreign embassies.

Fuck that guy.

Chris can always go on JDate if he...oh, wait.

why haven’t they made him a www.georgelucasthoughts.gov.www/georgelucasthoughts word doc yet?

Michael, why do all the white people in your world coddle you? Or condescend you? Or secretly / overtly hate you?

Don’t be an asshole.

We should all agree that these Neo-Nazis deserve their rights. And lefts. And uppercuts and jabs.

And the battle continues for everyone to make it about themselves...

gotcha...don’t have contempt, scorn, or spite for Neo-Nazis and white supremacist and alt-right fascists who came out, because we don’t know what they stand for. it would be awful to think poorly of them if it turned out this one piece of shit wasn’t actually directly associated with them.

oooh, they’re gonna love him in prison.  pedophiles arriving is like Christmas for inmates.

I’m sure you wore shorts at the Starbucks you “worked” in when you wrote your post.

conspiracy theories and secret messages to Black America in GOT? that’s the kind of nonsense why whites will never take black identity seriously. double standards galore. if a white person wrote it and switched it around, there’d be racism chants and protesting the minute it came online.

Jules Bianchi’s family disagrees.

wow, you spent a lot of time putting together a list for a Kid Rock punchline.

that overgrown man-baby in pajamas looks every bit like a Blake Farenthold

if a manatee who was fortunate enough to almost double their lifespan by living in captivity is making you weepy because they died, you better lock the doors with the curtains drawn and stay inside. things are gonna be a bit much for you out in the world.

what an embarrassment...from the people who play to the people involved in the ‘fest.