I don’t know you or your history of self-flagellation, and only followed the link to “I did everything you did and I’m still alone” because it sounded so mopey and dramatic, I had to see what could merit that.

Steve Harvey’s wardrobe team found a way to make him look like an even bigger douche than anyone thought was possible

that art is too fine...it’s usually NASCAR posters, confederate flags, or ornate biblical scenes featuring Jesus (usually under duress).

Tesla - the car brand that gets the highest marks on all reviews...and then consistently fails out the gate with the production models.

NOBODY wants a Marky Mark / Funky Bunch reunion less than EVERYONE who isn’t Marky Mark or the Funky Bunch.

Bono.

the kid just has bullet magnetism. keep him away for VCR tapes and anything you don’t want shot up.

You get either Black Christmas or Kwanzaa. Not both.

Why is there no mention the woman was white?

where’s that trademark Michael Harriot snark and contempt for white people? surely they’re to blame somewhere in this awful event? you’re slippin’ Negus.

learn how to give a good beej so you don’t get pregnant.

yo beard ain’t dat bigass.

that was the laziest Electric Slide from everyone there.

suckers and fools!

you don’t wreck a movie with 45 minutes of dumb subplot and casino planet garbage just to set up another trilogy. you make it the first five minutes of your new trilogy. hell, you make it the opening crawl, and shoot nothing else to explain. or, and this is radical - you just make your trilogy with new Jedi and don’t…

you forgot to mention it only works if people are dumb enough to have white guilt.

who cares of a bunch of models sing it, or if if your teenage nephew does - it’s part of the lyrics. shouldn’t we be impressed they can do more than saunter LRLRLR?

here’s a pot and a kettle arguing...she’s a hag, those are her gays, and of course there would be a catfight with so many divas involved.

White people are tired of it. And white people are also tired of being lumped together as ALL white people too.

when Obama’s daughters turn out to be lying assholes, we’ll call them on it too.