oh, you should go all in. EVERYTHING. it will rebound, and you’ll be in the perfect spot. you’ll see. trust me...can’t be any worse than trusting in an imaginary speculated online currency.

oh, yeah? how many BitCoin do you own then?

I don’t know you or your history of self-flagellation, and only followed the link to “I did everything you did and I’m still alone” because it sounded so mopey and dramatic, I had to see what could merit that.

Steve Harvey’s wardrobe team found a way to make him look like an even bigger douche than anyone thought was possible

finally, a video for people who don’t know what cooking is!

that art is too fine...it’s usually NASCAR posters, confederate flags, or ornate biblical scenes featuring Jesus (usually under duress).

Tesla - the car brand that gets the highest marks on all reviews...and then consistently fails out the gate with the production models.

NOBODY wants a Marky Mark / Funky Bunch reunion less than EVERYONE who isn’t Marky Mark or the Funky Bunch.

Bono.

it’s as though someone decided to make an issue that was pure fanfic dreams.

the kid just has bullet magnetism. keep him away for VCR tapes and anything you don’t want shot up.

You get either Black Christmas or Kwanzaa. Not both.

Why is there no mention the woman was white?

where’s that trademark Michael Harriot snark and contempt for white people? surely they’re to blame somewhere in this awful event? you’re slippin’ Negus.

learn how to give a good beej so you don’t get pregnant.

yo beard ain’t dat bigass.

that was the laziest Electric Slide from everyone there.

a new app from the NSA whistleblower living under foreign asylum? of course I trust it! “Edward Snowden, app designer” is as comforting as “Casey Anthony, babysitter”.

suckers and fools!

you don’t wreck a movie with 45 minutes of dumb subplot and casino planet garbage just to set up another trilogy. you make it the first five minutes of your new trilogy. hell, you make it the opening crawl, and shoot nothing else to explain. or, and this is radical - you just make your trilogy with new Jedi and don’t…