hey Gizmodo, stop trying to be Gawker.

wow...you have a lot of nerd rage.

the personal car ride was the problem...

goddammit, Will I Am (not gonna type his lame stylized name) can’t help himself from making things crappy, and crappier.

It is clearly a guy with a piece of bread sandwiched between the cut insides of a fleshlight. I can only assume you care because you want to take a bite.

unreal!

“Kordan used a special astrophysical camera (hence the colors). The images were then stitched together in PTGui (an image stitching software) and enhanced in Photoshop.”