Last time I did hardcore penetration of some bush it didn’t cost me nearly as much. It was only the price of dinner and some wine and a few condoms.

This happened to me about a month ago. I requested a car, he was 2 minutes away. I mentioned that my phone was about to die. He canceled my uber (the driver did) and then I got a message that there was surge pricing in effect. Rather than order a new car at the new rate I walked a few blocks and hailed a cab. In the…

Well, the $12 bottle of water at a music festival is the same for everyone. This would be more akin to charging a festival attendee more if they were about to pass out from dehydration or something.