There’s only one word to describe this:

And then, only because it would hurt their profits.

Thank you for this. They are literally drawing the line at “destruction of the human race.”

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

One summer I had a horrible bout of bronchitis and was home alone for a weekend, I lived off a bag of frozen potstickers from Costco while binge watching Top Chef. Basically, dumplings saved my life.

Your boy was tweeting stupid shit at NYT during that botched raid- you outraged or is do all lives matter only when it’s convenient for you, you good candidate spotter?

Jesus Christ, fuck you for making me laugh at that.

“but the sheep candidate had emails and Baaa-nghazi”

Always relevant: