Come on now, why stop at 96 months? Let’s just skip to the part where a car loan is like a mortgage: 15 years and 5/1 ARM options. 

who needs 84 month loans when you can have 96 month loans

Telsa drivers drive like asshats - all you have to do is pull up next to one in fast-looking car.

Gadzooks! Look at that trail-rated beast.

and your neighbor who works the store room at walmart somehow owns one

We’re not super good at planning in this country, unfortunately.

I don’t want to take away anyone’s life. I just don’t want to get hit by cars when I’m riding my bike because I like the exercise.

To me the videos are proof that comprehensive state inspections are a good thing. None of the cars in those videos have Massachusetts plates and there is a reason. If I have a wheel bearing with even a little bit of wobble it’ll get an reject. Check engine light anytime in the last 100 miles? Reject. extensive rust on…

Holy shit, that’s a bad take. Please don’t make me list the reasons why; just renounce it and hope you can be forgiven someday.

I think I need some rouge tires in my life!

Michael Bay couldn’t have done better.

and yet, cities have no trouble putting parking meters up 

I love Paris. Like, I unabashedly LOVE it. When my wife and I retire, we’re selling everything and moving to France; I’m pushing for LeMans because it’s lovely and you know... racing. It has the added benefit of being 1 1/2 hours from Paris.

Tesla-branded panel gap alignment gauge was a close second.

Camaro electric CUV announcement in 3...2...1...

Kudos to that cop who followed procedure and basically busted his boss. I’m sure he’ll get skewered by other, shittier cops for it.

Yep. It’s gonna be a fun ride. If we thought Trump was bad, DeSantis is Trump with a brain and the ability to get shit done.

Seriously, fuck Florida and fuck “Stand Your Ground”. It’s legalized murder, over and over again. 

TL;DR? Let me make it simple. “I’m special and the rules don’t apply because I found a term that makes me sound special "

I rarely side with automakers or dealers, but damn these owners suck and just need to deal with it. This is literally how every consumer product works. Unless there was a contract or documentation stating these would never be made again... too fucking bad? This is what you get for overpaying for stupid vehicles.