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Spoken like someone who has no idea why people like muscle cars, or sports cars.

So only slightly heavier than they are now. 

The tooling is finally wearing out :p

Sure, but if I’m not fan of the band why would I wear their tee shirt, if you know what I mean?

So now you’re kink-shame shaming?

I mean, I don’t think I’ve ever criticized their ugly, boring, penalty box cars for being unsafe.

I give this 11/10 holy-fucking-shits. 

By all means buy a BMW that’s out of warranty.

You’ve gone full Tracy, never go full Tracy.

I do wholeheartedly agree with David here as well.

“Spies Like Us.” An absolute gem of a comedy. 

This is one of the most Wile E. Coyote things I have ever seen.

Surely there must have been SOME other time.

Not even the time I recommended dyeing clothes in oil?

“pair things down”

Given his predilection for American muscle, the Jeep does seem the obvious choice.

I think the takeaway is “blatant insider trading but we are dancing around it for fun joke.”

American performance SUVs

The stupid custom license plate and boy racer decals