I was talking about the article format. Notice anything?

More like.... Ah-Barf

You win this time New Jersey and Oregon.

If I miss even one dinner I change into my feathered shoulder pads.

She had stolen plates, I’m guessing her insurance wasn’t up to date. 

Maybe next time, we don’t put links to this morons Twitter, giving him even more views, and thus, inspiring him to do it more in the future? The biggest insult you could inflict on a loser like this would’ve been to ignore him.

Yeah, from his profile, it’s easy to tell how “believable” his claims are. Given he went right back and bought another Tesla to do the same exact stunt after getting out of jail and having his Tesla impounded (and after the judge clearly telling him what he was doing was illegal), it’s clear he’s just doing it for…

People like this make me want to live in tarp-covered hole in the woods.

What is the phrase heard most often by Jason Torchinsky?

Calling him out for... discussing a video that is about a Tesla. Which is an accurate discussion of what occurs in the video.

No surprise the Durham PD didn’t report any fights given that this happened in Knightdale, which is in the same county as Raleigh and is a county east of Durham (city and county.)

“There’s a 60+ year old 150 lb dude RIGHT there.”

David Tracy: “Rusted plastic? No problem, hold my beer.”

As an aside, “Genuine Shitbox Experience” is my new hardcore punk Cars cover act.

Just because you shat money all over it doesn’t mean I have to help you scoop it back into your own ass.

TE37 is the best choice. 

Slapping a set of these bad boys on anything Japanese. Like OZ on anything European (also which I love), they are super cliche but they definitely work.

Heathen!

Beer, lots and lots of beer.