Fuck it.

Source: I used to sell Buicks.

The estate will have to pay.

My head went straight to Boxster after seeing the criteria here. It’s the most joyous automatic convertible you’re going to find, full stop, and $25k is a healthy amount to get one in good shape. Its depreciation shouldn’t be nearly as bad as the Merc or BMW.

Yes. Here’s a 2008 Boxster S tiptronic in Guards Red over tan.72K miles and heated seats. Asking 22995.

Man, these are some boring convertibles. She should get a Boxster or a 996 Cabriolet.  

Congrats on the very nice new vehicle. Ive been hemming and hawing about replacing my 13 year old daily driver but in the end since im driving so infrequently ill just hold on to it for another year or so. Ive analyzed myself into paralysis.

I heard that David’s bile is actually rated for 10W30.

Good to hear it’s not your blood, but honestly I wouldn’t be too shocked at this point.

Hop onto cars.com right now (or whatever your favorite search site is) and do a nationwide search for a Miata for under $10,000. I get 50 results.... fifty... for the whole damned country!!! And their mileage is stratospheric. I’ve never seen it this bad.

Boyfriend needs to be careful... it’s fun for a while, but crazy has a way of turning on you...

You’ll notice that Jason, Raph or David didn’t give any recommendations.

4 reasonable recommendations? What has happened to Jalopnik? All of these are great options. Rav4 Prime is what I had in mind before seeing the recommendations. If that doesn’t have the desired space, the Sienna could replace the Highlander as the family travelling vehicle and the Highlander could replace the Civic. 

At least by sharing you can hopefully help other people avoid this mistake.

*The least we can do is give you stars for your time.

I think the worst part of this is that there is an iconic correct solution to this problem:

6 out of 5 wheels struggle with math.

If I remember back to biology class, sometimes when two wheels get together, sometimes the undesirable traits match up and low and behold something new is born.

FCA - hold my beer.

Where did you get 4 mpg difference between this and the seltos?