What do you suppose inspired it?

Why do you need such a large toothbrush in the winter, yankee?

People in the south will have no idea what this device is, but it is the definition of ‘invaluable’ in the northern climates.

At the hearing, the Sun reports, Hamilton was asked by the judge: “Why do you insist on playing your stereo so loud?”

This is awesome, I would gladly drive one of these around! Imagine all the smiles, thumbs up, etc on a constant basis.

Our path ahead is lit by the burned bridges behind us

You almost had the best choice Tom

I was thinking CP until I saw that it comes with drum brakes. Sign me up!

terrible advice. essentially a lien is taken out against your property. if you ever try to sell your house all fees you didn’t pay or ignored will have to be paid before you can sell. Also, the HOA is legally capable of taking your house from you if you do ignore them, which actually happens. Here in TX, if your…

The S stands for “Denial”

No problem, just hand over the $12500 down it will take to get both of those vehicles for those lease payments and you are all set!

I feel like they had to work to make it look that bad.

This is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. People are so desperate for sports cars that this hunk of garbage is gaining value. There are dark forces at work in this world.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

I see this going in a direction very similar to Elio, not Elon.

So, the stick is just commanding the automatic trans to shift instead flappy paddles? That’s almost as dissapointing as unwittingly sipping a near-beer.

Should have been “3 usable ones”.

i thought that color was called Swedish Racing Green

Here at jalopnik we don’t care what you want, but we know what you need.

I just want a sandwich for my efforts.